WHEN DISASTER STRUCK
  By SMB Madman

Missleman: Hiya Firefryer

Firefryer: Sup?

Missleman: Nothing. It's just that I came back after beating up Dr. Otto.

Firefryer: That guy just doesn't give up.

Missleman: All villains don't give up..

Firefryer: True.

Dr. Otto: I HAVE RETURNED!!!

Missleman: ...

Dr. Otto: What?

Firefryer: That was lame.

Dr. Otto (mumbling): I think that my sis did a worse attempt..

Missleman & Firefryer: Sister?

Dr. Otto: I SAID TOO MUCH!

(Dr. Otto escapes)

Missleman: He has a sister?

Firefryer: Should we go on Wikipedia?

Missleman: Naw, that wiki is full of lies. Go to Google.

Firefryer: OK.

(at 0800 hours on the next day)

Firefryer: I found an article!

Missleman: Lemme see!

Firefryer: It says that she is about to be in a race right now.

Missleman: We're going to the race!

(at the race)

Missleman: Okay, where is she...

Firefryer: Aha! I see her!

Random guy: Hey you! The blue guy!

Firefryer: Me?

The guy: Yeah! Can you heat up this here popcorn for me?

Firefryer: Uh....OK..

Announcer: I'm here to present the racers. Ladies and gents...JESSIE OTTO!!!!

Jessie: Hey everyone!

Announcer: So, Jessie. Do you think you can win against these professionals?

Jessie: Of course! I'm always winning 1st and 2nd place in races!

Announcer: Give it up for Jessie Otto, everybody!

(giant applause)

Missleman: Firefryer, look! The race is starting!

Announcer: 3.....2....1....GO!

(green flag is waved)

Firefryer: She's cool!

(50 minutes later)

Announcer: Jessie wins yet another race!

(applause)

Firefryer: Why don't we go meet her?

Missleman: OK.

(after the race is over)

Missleman: Hey, Jess.

Jessie: Who are you guys?

Missleman: I'm Missleman, and this is my partner, Firefryer.

Jessie: Wait...I'm starting to remember...my older brother talked about you guys.

Missleman: Do you help him in plots?

Jessie: N. O. I hate my brother! He never wants me to do my career!

Firefryer: I'll say. You got a pretty cool career here.

Jessie: I am a racing HERO to these people. I love it!

Missleman: But you don't miss Dr. Otto.

Jessie: Right.

Missleman: I think we got ourselves a new friend.

(Jessie smiles)

(at nighttime)

Unknown person: Hehehe....

(the person sneaks in Jessie's house)

Jessie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missleman: What happened?!

Jessie: My racing equipment...is all gone!

Missleman: Then we're gonna need to track down the guy.

Firefryer: Hey! I see him!

(Firefryer singes the person's behind)

The unknown person: OW! WHADDYA WANT?!

Jessie: Hey! That's Tom Boardy! One of the racers!

Missleman: What the heck were you thinking, Tom?

Tom Boardy: I couldn't stand losing to her so I tried to have her disqualified!

Jessie: By stealing clothes/equipment?!

(Firefryer dials 9-1-1)

(Police takes Tom away)

Tom: You snitch!!!!!!!!!

Missleman: OK, lets go back to sleep.

(the next 2 days, at the races)

Firefryer: Go, Jessie, go!!! Go like there's lava flowing behnd ya!!

Missleman: I see trouble...

(man in mask is holding a sleep dart shooter)

Missleman: Hey get back here!

Announcer: Jessie reaches lap 79!

(Missleman chases the masked man)

(man shoots dart)

Missleman: JESSIE LOOK OUT!

Jessie: Ah!

(Jessie ducks underneath dart, while her car hits the wall by its side)

Announcer: What's this? It looks like someone is trying to kill Jessie!

(crowd gasps)

(Missleman and police chase the man while that man is shooting darts)

Announcer: This is insane!

(man fights Missleman on the high seats)

Man: You can't stop me, fool!

Missleman: I can stop pretty much anyone!

Jessie: I can't believe I am still in 2nd.

Announcer: Uh oh! Looks like John Trattlhogh is bumping Jessie's car!

Jessie: I am speaking too soon...

Announcer: Now Jessie's car is upside down, on top of Trattlhogh!

John: Alright!

Jessie: I think I'm gonna be sick...

Firefryer: Weird. If Jessie conquered stunts before, how could she feel sick now?

(Missleman still fights the masked man)

(Missleman shoots him)

Man: Oh...you got me.............GOTCHA!!

(Man hits Missleman with a dart)

Missleman: Dude. I'm a robot, not a human.

Man: AUGH!

(Missleman and the police catch him while Jessie finishes in 2nd place)

Officer: You're going to have a very long stay in prison....DR. OTTO! 

(everyone gasped)

Jessie: Sammy?!

Missleman and Firefryer: Dr. Otto?!

Random guy in crowd: BALONEY!!

(everyone looks at the guy)

The random guy: What? I like baloney!

Jessie: Sammy Otto! How could you do this?!

Dr. Otto: Well, of course I wanted you to be a villain like me, but now by force!

Missleman: Uh...huh.

Dr. Otto: And now having to destroy Missleman too made things TOO hard!

Missleman: Enjoy your stay in jail, (laughs) SAMMY!

(Dr. Otto (or Sammy) growls)

THE END