"The Friend for Life"

Missleman: Hi, Dr. Otto.
Dr. Otto: Hi, Missleman.
Missleman: What are doing?
Dr. Otto: Well, friends should let each other know.
Missleman: FRIENDS!?!??!
Dr. Otto: What?
Missleman: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS!!!
Dr. Otto: What? Sense when?
Missleman: Read the other Fan Fictions. and then watch the toons. Then play the games. Then ask SMB Madman. WHERE DOES IT SAY WE WERE FRIENDS!?!?!?!?
Dr. Otto: But-I-Thought...
Missleman: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS>
Dr. Otto: I'm going to have to MAKE you my friend now!
Missleman: Lets see you do that.
Dr. Otto: First, lets knock you out.
(Dr. Otto plugs in Missleman)
Missleman: Why do I leave that in the wide...SHUTTING DOWN
12 hours later
Missleman: Huh>
Dr. Otto: Hello.
Missleman: Oh, Hi. Dr. Otto. you're my best friend!!!
Dr. Otto: IT WORKED!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dr. Otto: It was so simple! I just worked on his memory chip a bit, and changed it so we're friends!
Missleman: I'm your BEEEESSSSSSSSSSTTTT friend!
Dr. Otto: Creepy.
Missleman: YOUR BIGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEST FRIEND EVER!
Dr. Otto: You're not my best friend.
AND SO...
Missleman: Don't ever mess with my brain EVER again.
Dr. Otto: Okay.
Missleman: EVER again.
Dr. Otto: Little does he know about what I did with him!!!
Missleman: What are you doing?
Dr. Otto: I'm just foreshadowing a future fan fiction.
Missleman: Okay.
THE END