The Car Goes at Missle Speed
by crashboy765

Firefryer: Hey, Missleman, watchya watching?
Missleman: I'm watching Jessie race on television.
Firefryer: Is that her car on fire?
Missleman: WHAT!?
(Jessie's car crashes)
Missleman: I hope she's ok!!!
(Jessie is in the hospital)
Missleman: Don't worry, while your in the hospital, I'll race for you!
Firefryer: But you don't have a dirver's license!
Missleman: Shut up, firefryer
THE NEXT DAY...
Missleman: Okay, Firefryer, are you ready?
Firefryer: Wait, I have to have my seatbelt on.
(Firefryer grabs his seatbelt, seatbelt burns to ashes)
Firefryer: On the other hand, just try not to crash.
Voice: READY, SET, GO!
(Missleman taps the gas, car fires)
Missleman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Firefryer: LEFT! LEFT!
(Missleman turns left)
Firefryer: RIGHT! RIGHT!
(Missleman turns right)
Firefryer: UP! UP!
Missleman: You can't turn UP!
Firefryer: 360! 360!
Missleman: Hey, where's the bleachers?
Firefryer: I think we're out of bounds.
(Missleman drives off of a cliff)
Missleman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Firefryer: I'll get us out of here!
(Firefryer puts a coin into a slot, pushes a button labeled 'six')
(Car starts flying)
Missleman: Where have I seent his before?
Firefryer: Shut up.
(Missleman turns around)
Missleman: Now lets win this race!
Firefryer: And listen to radio!
(Firefryer turns on a radio)
Radio: Your radio has been disabled because it could destract you and make you crash!
Firefryer: WHAT!?!?!?
(Firefryer puts a coin into a slot, pushes a button labled 'self destruct')
Missleman: What are you doing!?!?
Firefryer: NO RADDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Car explodes)
Missleman: What was THAT for?
Firefryer: I dunno, but you owe me 50 cents.
(Missleman and Firefryer land in the race track)
Firefryer: How convienent.
Missleman: Uh, we need our car fixed!
Announcer: Okay, where IS your car?
Missleman: Um, ummmm...
(Missleman is back in the hospital)
Missleman: Here's this 2 billion car-buy gift card, Jessie.
Jessie: Why are you giving me a-
(Missleman runs away)
Firefryer: Was that your car?
Jessie: Yes.
(Missleman walks over)
Missleman: I'd better admit it...Jessie, I...
Dr. Otto: I BROKE YOUR CAR!!! I'M SO EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie: ...
Dr. Otto: Aren't you angry?
Jessie: With this new gift card, I'm gonna buy a car and run you over with it!
Missleman: Wait, I've got a BETTER idea!
AND SO...
(Jessie cruises down the street with a steamroller)
Missleman: Physical Cartoon Violence. As seen in everything.

THE END