The Biggest Fan Missleman: Dr. Otto, Perpare to meet your doom! Dr. Otto: You mean go to jail? Missleman: That Also! (Missleman shoots Dr. Otto once, Dr. Otto goes down like a baby) Missleman: Jeez, that was my "Lite" bullet, and your acting like a total you. Dr. Otto: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Missleman: I wanna use my "+3" bullet, but that could possibly kill you. Dr. Otto: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH (Dr. Otto gets dragged off to the Cred Street Hospital/Jail Missleman: I'm glad that's ov- Ben: HEY, MISSLEMAN WHATS UP Missleman: Who the crap are you? Ben: IM BEN YOU'RE BIGGEST FAN GIMMIE AN AUTOGRAPH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Missleman: Shut up! Ben: EEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!! I'M SO HAPPY! I'VE BEEN TOLD TO SHUT UP BY MISSLEMAN! YAY YAY YAY! Missleman: WHO THE CRAP ARE YOU?? Ben: I'm you're BIGGGGGGESSSST fan! Missleman: That's great. Well, my biggest... Ben: BIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEST. Missleman: my...biiiiiiigggggggest...fan IS ANNOYING! Ben: NO IM NOT I HOPE WE CAN BE PARTNERS AND STOP DR. OTTO! Missleman: Leave me alone, okay? Ben: I DON'T WANNA UPSET YOU!!! (Starts Crying) I LOVE YOU, MISSLEMAN!!! Missleman: You want Lite or +3? LEAVE ME ALONE! Ben: BUT I'M YOUR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST FAN! Missleman: SHUT UP! Ben: You...really...don't like...me? Missleman: You're annoying. Ben: But...I...(tear comes to his eye) Missleman: I'm gonna go now. Ben: But...but...but...but... Missleman: Look, kid, I don't have alot of free time on my hands, and... Ben: YOU HAVE FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!?!??!?! Missleman: No, I never said- Ben: HEY, CAN I MOVE IN WITH YOU!!?!?!?!? Missleman: GO AWAY!!! Ben: BUT I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Missleman: Geez, this guy is even more annoying than Dr. Otto... (Ben Sobs, Missleman Leaves) Missleman: I feel sorry for the kid. But that's what you get when you bother somebody so much and drive them nuts. (Missleman starts a videogame) Ben: WHAT GAME ARE WE GONNA PLAY!??!?!?!? Missleman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Ben: Hi, Missleman! I'm you're biiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssstttttttttt fan! Missleman: You're starting to creep me out.. Ben: I'm sorry for displeasing you... Ben: Let me give you a hug... Missleman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (runs away) Ben: Where did you go? Missleman: Oh, why is this creep following... Ben: Hi. Missleman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Ben: I want to give you a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGG hug! (Ben grabs Missleman) Missleman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Missleman explodes) Ben: ... Ben: I've...killed him... Ben: WHAT HAVE I DONE!? (Ben goes out the door sobbing) (Missleman crawls out from attic) Missleman: Thanks for making that dummy, Dr. Otto. Dr. Otto: Don't forget my side of the deal. Missleman: Okay, you're out of jail. Anything to get that creep away from- Ben: YAY! YOU'RE ALIVE! Missleman: I'm leaving. (Ben follows) Dr. Otto: How come nobody loves me? Dr. Otto: ... (Fireworks are thrown right next to Dr. Otto's foot) Dr. Otto: ...uh, this has been a Fan Fiction by crashboy765...uh, imgoingtoleavenow!!! (Fireworks explode) THE END