Preparing Food with Jessie
by RobloxKirby

(This is why you don't want female racecar drivers making you food.)

Narrator: Today we'll be preparing a pizza.
Jessie: OK. So first we put down the crust...
Then the crust...
Then we lay down the cheese and the toppings...
Put it in the oven and...
Jessie: HOLY COW-PIE IT BURST INTO FLAMES!!!!!!!!
Missleman: I got it!
*Missleman puts out the fire


TAKE 2:

Narrator: Today, we will prepare canned soup!
Jessie: Open the can...
Pour it into the bowl...
Cover...
Put it in for 1 and a half minutes...
And...
HOLY COW-PIE IT BURST INTO FLAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Missleman: I got it!... Again.


Take 3:

Narrator: Today, we will be preparing a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich!
Jessie: First you put down the bread...
*The bread bursts into flames
Missleman: I'll walk away now.
Jessie: I give up.